Weiss was running around his apartment, setting up various presents received on his birthday, including the ant farm entirely populated by ants he'd named Todd (the ants, not the farm). He was munching on Swedish Gummi Fish and spontaneously doing his White Male Rite of Celebration -- the cabbage patch ( Read more... )

She called. She called. She called. Eric might be doing a cabbage patch right now. It might be best not to disturb his white male rite of celebration.

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